time, my dearies, has escaped me. and what reason can there be for remaining hushed for so long?
ScumBagBillionaires has come and gone – our own little storm in a chai cup. we raised, in the end, over £500 for DIKSHA, thanks to the generosity of all involved – the magnificent munificent CosmoBar, as ever; the acts who contributed their payments; and our inimitable guests who bid handsomely on all of our fabulous prizes: tailor-made poetry from Shane Solanki, the Last Mango man; tickets to Anil Desai’s blinding show; a dance course in Bhangraton (oh yes it’s true) from Element Dance; and a night on the town with THEWHATWORKS’ unhinged diva hostess, Patsy Cole. this last is yet to come, and rest assured we shall be teasing dear Pats into telling y’all all about it.
photo by Clara Slater
and now we are mixing up more mayhem with Patsy’sChildMare in May – there will be a Human Pain Drag Doll, a Toilet-Dangling Clown, Burlesque from the Grotesque side of town, Patsy, dear Patsy, telling tales of her precocious sexual proclivities, a word-weaving Fairy Godmother, and much more magic besides.
design is being taken care of by a hotly coming film-maker (for the first time we will not have to rely upon the extravagant arrangement of heaps of Patsy’s old knickers), who is obsessed with gruesome broken dolls. of course there will be the live mixing of tunes and visuals as ever, and, as you have come to expect of us, some strange surprise. 8pm. CosmoBar. Friday 15th May.
you’d be twisted to miss it. you’ll be twisted if you’re there.
meantime other advertures are afoot. read more in the next post. this is a whole nother venture….. or, more correctly, a whole nother two.
warmest wishes and champagne kisses – more of them than ever.
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